Bob and Rose were driving through country on their...

2009-06-07T20:19:08.953-07:00

Bob and Rose were driving through country on their way from Ohio to Washington State.
Looking at his fuel gauge, Bob decided to stop at the next gasoline station and fill up. About 15 minutes later, he spots a Mobil station and pulls over to the high octane pump.

"What can I do for ya'll?" asks the attendant.

"Fill `er up with high test," replies Bob.

While the attendant is filling up the tank, he's looking the car up and down.

"What kinda car is this?" he asks. "I never seen one like it before."

"Well," responds Bob, his chest swelling up with pride, "This, my boy. It is a 1995 Cadillac."

"What all's it got in it?" asks the attendant.

"Well," says Bob, "It has everything. It's loaded with power steering, power seats, power sun roof, power mirrors, AM/FM radio with a 10 deck CD player in the trunk with 100 watts per channel, 8 speaker stereo, rack and pinion steering, disk brakes all around, leather interior, digital instrument package, and best of all, an all American V8 engine."

"Wow," says the attendant, "that's really something!"

"How much do I owe you for the gasoline?" Bob asks.

"That'll be $30.17," says the attendant.

Bob pulls out his money clip and peels off a $20 and a $10. He goes into his other pocket and pulls out a handful of change. Mixed up with the change are a few golf tees.

"What are those little wooden things?" asks the attendant.

"That's what I put my balls on when I drive," Bob replies.

"Wow," says the attendant, "Those Cadillac people think of everything!"

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