Friday, November 9, 2018

HOW I BECAME IMPORTANT ON THE INTERNET HIGHWAY...


Wow! I'm so important!

According to my email today:


*I'M A LOST PRINCESS who can receive the inheritance left for me in the rediscovered will of the lost monarchy of my family--if I send money!


*I HAVE AN INTERNATIONAL award waiting for me--if I send money!

*I AM THE LAST SURVIVOR of a former South African royal family, and I can learn more about my property and monetary inheritance--if only I send money!



WOW! WAIT TIL THEY FIND OUT WHO I AM!



THE NOTORIOUS WITCH ROSE OF THE GREAT LAKES