CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THIS SEASON IS OVER...

OMG... 

Our female Presidential candidate is speaking today in Dade County Florida. 

Like a candidate for National Grandmother, she goes on and on and on, telling us to elect her so that America's daughters won't have a male President who will make them think they're all ugly if they gain a pound or don't look glamorous. 

In the meantime, her biggest backers and fans live in and made their fortunes in Hollywood, and they grew up with transplants and liposuction and cosmetic surgeries of all sorts.