This prediction comes from our local Groundhog, Huntsburg Kevin of Geauga County, Ohio:
"I came out of my hole today...
My hard-hat blew off, so I knew it was windy...
My hair got wet, so I knew it was rainy...
My glasses steamed up, so I saw NOTHING!
And so... My prediction is for a sloppy, nothing-sort-of-a-spring which will come when it damn well pleases... as usual.
Now back to my hole before the drunken tourists find me and make me as miserable as my pal Phil in Punxatawney, in Pennsylvania."
(Rose About Town is a personal friend of Groundhog Kevin of Huntsburg. For his protection, she will not reveal the location of his burrow).