Oh boy! I have my 69-year-old eyes and ears glued to the TV news...
Coming up next, they say, is a doctor who thinks he has found a cure for alzheimers! If his formula doesn't include geriatric euthanasia, maybe that's one less worry as we age.
R.A.T. (Rose About Town) signs off so she can pay attention. If I remember.
Oops! here he is now... He says he's very close to the cure, and (I should have figured) all he needs is MORE MONEY!!
(RATS! Maybe I can sell my snake oil and send him a donation).