ISN'T IT WONDERFUL...

Through my late entry into the world of email and the internet (about three years ago), I have discovered new things about myself:

-I am the long-lost last heir to many a fortune from rich and royal people in Africa, India, the UK and other places...
-I have won the lottery in many a foreign country, even though I have never purchased a ticket, even in my own state in my own USA....
-I am a lost princess. Queen. Tsarina...
-I am eligible for many free and expensive items, including rare automobiles...

Every day in every way, emails arrive to inform me that I am way more than I thought I was... Eureka!
R.A.T. (Rose About Town)has not responded to any such information and/or offers, but I know they absolutely have to be true.