THE NEWS SCANDAL OF THE DAY...

What fun it was to wake up this morning and find the big news about Michelle Obama daring to put an arm around Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth.

What a silly controversy. It was probably the first human warmth the queen has felt in years.

The REAL scandal might have been if Barack himself had bussed her.


R.A.T. is signing off now. This mini-scandal brought a welcome laugh to her day.