Tuesday, March 3, 2009


This morning... It's 4 degrees in my northeast Ohio valley. But hey, Miami's wake-up temp is 47; it's been snowing in Tennessee, Georgia, Alabama, Virginia... and Nancy Pelosi was snowed out of her appearance at a planned massive global-warming protest in Washington, D.C. In fact, D.C. was DROWNED in white global-warming flakes and almost blown away by cold global-warming winds!
My friends and I can speculate that our Spread the Misery campaign, a subsidiary of our Bring Back Global Warming initiative, is having some effect. But maybe not. Moments ago, I heard actress Darryl Hanna discussing the protest. She was asked about the wintry storm that put the early-March protest into such disarray. Did it dull the message? Did our cold, continuous winter belie the title "global warming" or the newly adopted title "weather change"?
No, she replied. In her opinion, the proper name is "WEATHER CHAOS."
Laugh 'til you cry; and when you cry, thank God your tears are salty and your eyeballs can't freeze!
A chilly farewell (for now) from a freezing March R.A.T. (Rose About Town).