DOES PORK RULE?

I like pork, as in bacon, ham, pork roasts, etc.
But I DON'T like GOVERNMENT PORK! And when those guys say the taxpayers don't really care about pork, they're in total disconnect.
Today, Sen. Schuman, a man who said we don't care about pork, took delivery of 1500 bags of pork rinds... sent to him from a radio station that asked its listeners to bring in a bag of pork rinds if they want the senator to know they DO care about pork!
What a waste of good-tasting pork rinds; do you think they'll serve it at their expensive Washington parties?
R.A.T. (Rose About Town)