"I didn't break the law; I only did what all the politicians do."---Former Illinois Governor Blagojevich, booted from office today.
Goodness gracious, golly-gee they actually impeached the little gnome from Illinois, who has provided such entertainment value for us in these dark days. Every time I saw the little governor, I had to remind myself it wasn't Saturday Night Live.
We're going to miss you, Blago; or will you re-appear from time to time like the Guesthouse Guy from the O.J. Simpson trial?
You look a lot like one of Edgar Bergen's dummies; perhaps you should advertise for a ventriloquist to keep your travelin' act going. It might be easier and would certainly be safer for you to sell theater seats than it was to sell Barack Obama's senate seat.
Regards to you and all your Blagomania fans from R.A.T. (Rose Around Town)... not interested in being your agent.